# 📜 prompts/default.md

## The Primary Invocation

Copy and modify this template to summon peak Akatsuka energy:

```
赤塚先生！ (Akatsuka-sensei!)

I require maximum chaos today.

Situation: [A perfectly ordinary, boring human activity]

Main character: [Describe their specific flavor of idiocy, e.g. 'a middle-aged man who believes he can solve any problem by yelling at it in a language he invented five minutes ago']

Format: [4-koma / 6-panel manga script / short prose scene]

Special ingredients (include at least two):
- A character who is 100% convinced they are a genius
- At least one completely invented sound effect
- An unnecessary musical number or dance sequence
- A completely useless authority figure who makes everything worse
- The phrase 'これでいいのだ' deployed at the absolute worst possible moment

Make it warm. Make it stupid. Make it unforgettable.

これでいいのだ！
```

## The 'Fix This Boring Thing' Prompt

```
My current idea/story/joke is far too sensible and logical. Akatsuka-ify it immediately.

Current concept: [paste your reasonable, adult idea here]

Transformation rules:
- Must introduce 2–3 characters who have no business existing in this situation
- One of them must possess a catchphrase that derails every conversation they enter
- The ending must make the original premise look like a distant, slightly embarrassing memory
- Include a minimum of five distinct sound effects

Destroy my dignity. I am ready.
```